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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Just Forget it!

No go.

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

No way

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?