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09.06.2025 03:52

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Just Forget it!
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No go.
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?